This is a sequel to my previous journal -
Some eXplanation of What's Going OnI don't like to read too long journals, so I believe making this part separate would help to keep more people interested and less people annoyed.
To those who joined us just now, as well as to those who had completely forgotten what was going on in the previous journal, I want to remind that in preparation for the upcoming kiriban of 150,000 pageviews I decided to do, let's name it so,
a public request. Namely, a picture determined by results of several polls that I set up recently.
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The first poll was about the main character that should be featured on the picture. The one and the only pretender who had no competitors and hence became an indisputable winner was a cute blonde Alya, known to the public as Alya the Unlucky, because, well, she is a sort of unlucky. Hmmm. Unlucky? She left her no less cute friends far behind, and the whole planet of cute elves in distress was literally trampled underfoot by Alya's fans. What else a girl may want better than such an attention? Lucky bitch!
(It's a joke, of course. I love this girl, too. I love her so much that I often shamelessly exploit her cute face to attract the public to such events as DA kiribans)
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The second poll was about the event that should be depicted on the picture. Should Alya be in distress or in happiness? What should she do? The decision in this poll was not so unanimous as in the previous one. But it also became very clear - Alya must be a helpless damsel in distress, in a dangerous situation. Something like this, maybe:
While I often speak about dangers in Alya's life, in fact it is virtually the only picture in my gallery showing her in a really dangerous situation. Another one, not so clear and absolutely unfinished, is the one where Alya and Valya got stuck together in a floaty and the wind was going to sweep them away to the open sea:
I mentioned another, actually even more life-threatening situation in which both girls nearly drowned but were saved by some guys. Though, I have no picture of it yet.
To my disappointment, nobody wants to see anything like this (sports activities):
As well as nobody wants to see Alya's everyday life, even despite it is possible to catch her doing such things stark naked:
However, a significant number of people want to see Alya in a sexy pin-up nude.
Like this?
Or more risky, like this?
But virtually nobody wants to see her in a sexy pin-up non-nude.
The second most popular option was "Sticky or embarrassing situation". While the main topic of my gallery is quicksand, and quicksand is believed to be a death danger, I have to remind that Alya's main damsel-in-distress profession is exactly "being in a sticky or embarrassing situation". But this time the public opinion was quite definite - Alya must be in danger.
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In danger? Okay. Helpless? Easily! But
what kind of danger? Some menacing gang of hooligans or of envious girls? Sharp rocks squeezing Alya's delicate body? Or quicksand, sucking her into its inescapable depth? Or maybe let's think twice and return to a sexy nude pinup or harmless wardrobe malfunction?
"No", said the public. "There is no return! Quicksand would be Alya's fate!"
I want to stress that Alya is supposed to live in our real world and the only unlikely feature of her life is that she has more accidents per month than an average girl has during all her life. That's why I prefer to keep all those accidents as realistic as possible. Anything like a giant octopus, alien monster, slime blob, and even breast expansion can happen to Alya, but in her dreams only. Sometimes she does have rather strange, bright, scary, and quite sexual dreams. On the other hand, I prefer to avoid the most realistic and in fact the most deadly dangers of our life in a big city, where gas explosion, fire, traffic accident, or an intoxicated robber would be way too much more plausible than any quicksand pit. That said, I would like to remind (it was already mentioned above) that the worst accident in Alya's life was nearly drowning in a calm river in the night - when Alya got tangled up in water weeds and couldn't get free.
As I did it in the previous journal for the first two polls, I want to collect personal opinions of my watchers here:
Wedge stuck!
That's the Alya specialty. We'll see her in a dog door and between a bed and a wall, and maybe in other similar situations. Also, she may imagine or see in a dream even more of such situations, including being stuck in a cave. She will never go spelunking in reality - she read news about spelunkers who got stuck in caves, and some were rescued but some couldn't be rescued and died, and Alya knows own talents in getting her ass trapped.
Cheerleaders of Evilness!
Noted! I still think that Alya and her friends are not cheerleaders, but I can imagine quite a few stories where they could cross the road with some evil, envious, spoiled, selfish, and cruel chicks.
:ivontherevenousraven: Tentacle peril!
While it has its limitations, it is possible! It can happen in Alya's wet dream with all those attributes of hentai that she could watch before she fell asleep, or during diving somewhere on exotic islands - without hentai but with some hickeys more noticeable than those that her boyfriend left
Quicksand!
Accepted, and approved by the public!
You missed the snow!
I did! We both like it, so I will certainly shove Alya in an appropriate snowdrift so that she wouldn't escape from there without help!
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Another important question that was asked simultaneously with the previous one, was about other characters on the picture. "The opposite side" (cheerleaders, or a street gang, or even Alya's own friends, or whoever) should be determined by the results of the previous poll, but who should be together with Alya, probably helping her out? One of her friends, or both her friends, or nobody? Or maybe some yet unknown helper (I remind you - at least in three cases her life was saved by some guys who happened to be near).
Again, the public was quite definite in the decision - both friends of Alya should be with her. Another popular option was "Alya alone". By combining this result with the result of the previous poll we obtain the rather definite description of the setting - Alya is helpless, she's stuck and(or) sinking in quicksand, while her friends are near, but this is not a rescue. Oh well, how complicated! Could be, the girls are unable to help, watching in terror how the drama is developing? Could they be even worse than those not quite successful would-be rescuers:
Or maybe they are simply ignoring Alya's desperate state? Could they be as careless and cold-hearted as those two chicks ignoring their friend's pleas?
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Finally,
the last but not the least important poll. Since many if not most pictures in my gallery show naked girls, and in particular naked Alya, I was wondering how people want to see her and the others. In this case the important factors would be the results of the polls #3 and #4, because both the kind of peril and who should be depicted may greatly influence the desires of the public. But there was no time to set the polls one after another, and this one was started together with the previous two.
The option "All characters are nude" wins, though it isn't far from the second one, "Alya is nude, all the others are clothed". The third option, "No nudity", got much smaller appreciation (while, let's be honest, stuck and helpless in quicksand is much more plausible situation for clothed girls rather than naked ones). The fourth option, "Alya is clothed while all the others are nude", got only one vote, and that vote was mine. Yeah, I find such situation quite funny. How about Alya coming to a nudist camp with some business. And she is not allowed in until she takes off everything, but she is hesitating. Or, Alya had stolen clothes of some bunch of evil cheerleaders and they are chasing her in their birthday suits. Why not? I would find especially funny if clothed Alya would manage to squeeze, say, through locked gates, while naked cheerleaders all got stuck in them. Ah, possibilities, possibilities!
So, what we got as a final result? Alya and both her friends are naked. It is not impossible at all. But in the story of Alya all three of them never were naked in places where any quicksand could catch poor Alya. The three girls were naked in showers, in sauna, in Valya's parents' summer cottage, and in a room that they rented at a sea resort. Valya (yes, no mistake here!) was naked in soft river mud when she tried to rescue Alya (also naked) who got tangled up in water weeds. Both girls nearly drowned then, and were rescued. Galya was not near them during this ordeal. Alya was stuck in quicksand more than once, but she was wearing either bikini or hiking clothes, and her friends were clothed the same way. The situation closest to the public decision (Alya is stuck, the girls are not rescuing her) was depicted here:
As we can see, both her friends are wearing bikini, and actually Alya is also has it on. The wardrobe malfunction that happened during the rescue does not count.
There was one remarkable personal opinion:
Alya is naked, others are clothed: but not naked-naked, but on the process of being so! I definitely like the idea of a process of being nakedWhat does it all means? The picture will show the situation that was not planned in the story of Alya, but it will fit somehow. And now
the final public verdict in my interpretation
(flourish of trumpets)
Naked Alya is stuck deep (up to chest) in quicksand, can't move. Naked Valya tries to rescue her. She sank to her mid-thighs and can't move, too. Both girls stretch to reach each others' hands, but fail. Valya loses the balance. In contrast to such drama, naked Galya is standing on hard ground showing irritation. What a dumb blondes, never watch their step! Valya just discovered that Galya is not going to help, and is totally shocked by this.
I don't ask if this would work. I believe, it will! Would be glad to hear your comments. And thank you everybody for taking part in this act of democracy
